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Theres nothing we could have done, said Dr. Leslie Peters. Unfortunately, Disney elected to use the highest level of toxic poison gas available to fumigate their studio. No living thing could have survived Disneys poison.
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This morning, the bugs were rushed to UCLA Medical Center via helicopter, but unfortunately were pronounced dead upon arrival.
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Iger concluded the conference by saying, If theres one silver lining to this story, its that the bugs will be survived by their 700 children.
BURBANKDisney CEO, Bob Iger announced today that the cast of Pixars upcoming film,a Bugs Life 2died a tragic death. Disney negligently failed to warn the cast about yesterdays studio fumigation.
My condolences to the friends and family. Hopefully they find peace in knowing they will be in the same place as all the bugs I had killed at my house
This is truly a sad day for us all, said a tearful Iger. We havent suffered a tragedy this bad since Michael Eisner accidentally stepped on Jimeny Cricket in 1987.
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Today Disney employees mourn the loss of several bugs in Burbank.
I didnt expect a sequel for Bugs Life. That would have been cheesy. But RIP to the unfortunate.
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Disneys new movie comes from the creators ofMars Needs Moms,and is tentatively titledThe Uncanny Valley. Its about a family that looks very close to real, but unreal enough to make the audience feel uneasy for two hours.
This sad event marks the first time that Disney has killed a Pixar franchise. In the past, Disneyattempted to killbothToy Story 3andMonsters Inc. 2by threatening to write and produce the movies themselves, but fortunately they were stopped by Pixar before production began.
You know, we here at Disney know a thing or two about making animated movies. We dont need to depend on Pixar for all of our success, said Iger.
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The accident has forced Pixar to scrap the much anticipated sequel. But Iger assured Disney shareholders not to fear, because Disney has a new motion-capture movie in the pipeline.
I think theres a video for it or its live coverage
Today, Iger interrupted a Hannah Montana rerun on the Disney Channel to hold a press conference addressing the issue.
Zack no one died. The film died. Meaning there will definatly not be another one. Its a joke article.
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or its deleted due to copyrights by disney and pixar