Movie Jail This weeks defendant isAshley Judd!

The Defense:Dolphin Tale 1 & 2, Helen, Bug, Come Early Morning, De-Lovely, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Double Jeopardy, Simon Birch, The Locusts, Kiss the Girls, Normal Life, A Time To Kill, Smoke, Heat, Ruby in Paradise

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What are your thoughts on Miss Judd and her movies as of late? Do you think she needs to spend some time behind bars, or do you believe the prosecution doesnt have a case? Is Ashley JuddGUILTYorNOT GUILTY?

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The Prosecution:Divergent, Olympus Has Fallen, The Identical, Flypaper, The Tooth Fairy, Crossing Over, Twisted, High Crimes, Someone Like You, Where the Heart Is, Eye of the Beholder, The Passion of Darkly Noon

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The prosecution doesnt like many of my clients recent films, but its not as if she has only appeared in generic romantic comedies or bland family movies. Besides the previously mentionedBug, Miss Judd was absolutely fantastic in bothHelenandCome Early Morning, and its a shame more people havent seen them. Its performances and movies like those that will help Miss Jude in the long run, and not her small parts inOlympus Has FallenorDivergent.

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Miss Judd is quite active outside of movies, but the defense doesnt think it has had a negative impact on her acting career like the prosecution claims. My client was also treated for depression, codependency and insomnia in 2006, and while it probably didnt hurt her career, she obviously has had to deal with a few personal issues.

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*The cases for and against a defendant going to Movie Jail by the author are not necessarily his views and opinions but they are some of the beliefs that one would use to effectively make an argument for both sides. Not quite a devils advocate but you get the point. Anyways, this is all in fun so dont take it too seriously. We have a separate jail for those people called Troll Tower and believe me you do NOT want to go there.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the prosecution is right about one thing: Miss Judd is a great actress. In fact, the defense believes shes actually very underrated. Even in bad movies, Miss Judd has been quite good. Critics didnt care for herDe-LovelyorHigh Crimes, but her performances in those movies made them tolerable. Same goes for her older films, likeDouble JeopardyorKiss the Girls.

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Speaking of wasting her talents, what is Miss Judd doing with small roles in films likeOlympus Has FallenandDivergent? The prosecution understands Miss Judd is heavily involved with politics and humanitarian work, but is she really so busy she cant find better/bigger parts? The prosecution thought Miss Judd was going to make a comeback after her performance inBug, but she hasnt really had a great role since the William Friedkin film, and her only fresh movies over atRotten TomatoesareDolphin Taleand its sequel.

Miss Judd should be appearing in higher quality films, but its just not happening, and the prosecution isnt sure why. We know it can be harder for an actress to find strong roles in solid films as they get older, and perhaps her agent isnt helping things, however we still expect more from Miss Judd. Maybe being locked up for a few months inMovie Jailwill help the actress, and she will return to form after being released.

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Miss Judd may not be as big of a star as she was in the 1990s, but that doesnt mean we should toss her inprison. Shes still doing great work, and the defense believes the jury will agree she doesnt belong inMovie Jail.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, while the prosecution believes Ashley Judd is a talented actress, we also think her recent films and roles have been unimpressive. Miss Judd appeared in several critically panned films in the late 1990s/early 2000s (although several did well at the box office), but 2004sTwistedwas the one that really hurt her career. Since then, Miss Judd has appeared in bombs likeFlypaper,Crossing Over, and (most recently)The Identical. Miss Judd has also starred in a few family friendly movies, and the prosecutionbelieves appearing inThe Tooth Fairyand theDolphin Taleflicks was a complete waste of her talents as an actress.

The prosecution managed to royally piss off the jury (again) withlast weekstrial. Pierce Brosnan has been foundNOT GUILTYof all charges, with almost every jury member saying theres no way he deserves to go toMovie Jail. The jury also said theyve always liked the actor as a person, and have enjoyed many of his post-007 movies.

This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed negatively to the film world to some capacity and his or her misdeeds have covered a long enough period of time that the authorities had to intervene. In each column a defendant is put on trial, arguments are made, and then it is up to YOU, the jury, to decide if the person is guilty or not guilty of crimes against cinema. Their lives are in your hands, dude.

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